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Things you should know when dealing with me:

1. Don't lie to me, ever. Not even a small stupid lie to spare my feelings. I have a shitty memory, but in the event that you get caught I will never forget.

2. If you have something to say, say it. The only thing I hate more than a liar is a coward. If you want to call me a bitch, call me a bitch. I'm a big girl, I can take whatever you wanna dish out. But don't be pussyfooted and dance around the fucking obvious or write cryptic shit that I'm supposed to assume is for me and feel bad. Fuck that. If something is on your mind and it has to do with me, spit it the fuck out and have the courage to do it as yourself not anonymously. I don't like trying to decipher what's going on in someone's head.

3. If you "hear" that I'm talking shit about you, bring it to me. Because if I am, I will share it with you. It will save you a lot of time & trouble doing detective work.

4. Do not ever come to my apartment without calling first.

5. Don't try to make me feel guilty because I don't spend enough time with you or talk to you enough. There is probably a logical reason for it. Bitching about it only brings you down to the bottom of the list of people to see and talk to. I have very little free time, do you think I want to spend it getting bitched at?

6. If you're full of shit, I can usually tell. Don't bother.

7. Don't ask me for my opinion unless you can deal with a brutal truth. I'm not gonna lie, not even to spare your feelings. So if that's what you want, ask someone else.

8. I can't deal with people who think they look good, and because of that it automatically makes them worth something. You're not worth shit, and you're not fooling anyone. Same goes for people who have a lot of money and a nice car. Get a clue, those things don't give you substance.

9. If we were friends and aren't anymore, anything you told me in confidentiality will stay that way. I expect the same respect from you.

10. Don't fuck with my cats.

11. I like helping my friends with their problems, so I don't want to hear "Oh I don't want to burden anyone." You are not a burden, and you can always come to me.

12. I don't have family. My friends are my family, so if you're considered a friend, it means I would give you the world if I could. Don't take advantage of that.

13. Everything can be solved with candy and a little understanding.

14. If you can't accept the fact that someone might have a different perspective on something than you do, don't even talk to me. I can't stand people who only see things THEIR way and are either too closed off to listen to someone else's opinion or are constantly trying to prove that they're right and you're wrong. Everyone's feelings are valid. You don't have to understand my perspective but you do have to respect it.

15. I'm strong. You can't break me. There is nothing life can give me that I can't handle. I can overcome anything.

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